my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”

brokebackdestiel:

my definition of productivity is finally watching the movie that i hadn’t gotten around to watching

• me: i'll do it at 7PM
• time: 7:02PM
• me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now

burnupasun:

“baby” i whisper to a mass-murdering, crazed norse god from another galaxy.

Reblog if Loki. 

• normal people watching a tv series: 1-2 episodes a night
• me: 1-2 seasons a night

• normal people: loki's such a douchebag
• me: SWEET BABY ICE PRINCE OF MY HEART COME TO MY BOSOM YOU ARE A MISUNDERSTOOD SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE DON'T LET THE HATERS GET YOU DOWN YOU ARE PERFECT IN EVERY SINGLE WAY AND EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO JUMP OFF THE BIFROST BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW YOU LIKE I DO LOKI YOU'RE A STAR

“i need to stop,” i whispered as i clicked next episode.

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